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CT's Top Team Biking to Beat Multiple Sclerosis

    The Bike Right Playwright - Chapter 1
    March 6, 2005

Inner Voice:  (tapping on shoulder & gently whispering)  Tap, tap, tap.  Billy,
you have to wake up.  It's time to go biking now.

Billy the Biker:  (in a groggy state of tired confusion) Mmmmpphh.  Huh?  
What?  Biking?  Now?  I'm sleeping.  Leave me alone.

Inner Voice:  (joyfully, playfully; opening the blinds)  Let's go Billy.  It's
March!  Which means it's Biking Season!  Isn't that wonderful?

Billy:  (whining, mumbling, pulling the covers over his head)  But there's
still snow on the ground.

Inner Voice:  (concerned)  But you've been sleeping all winter.  Your body
has gotten grossly out of shape.  You haven't ridden a bike since last
year's MS Bike Tour.

Billy:  (trying to press the pillow against his ears)  I'll ride when Spring
comes.

Inner Voice:  (happily; opening the windows)  That's in two weeks!  And
lucky for you, so is our first Saturday Morning Training Ride for this
year!  You remember how much FUN FUN FUN those are, don't you?  
We'll be having our FIRST SATURDAY MORNING TRAINING RIDE on
MARCH 19 at 9:00 AM out of GRIFFIN CENTER in WINDSOR.  We'll be
riding 10 & 25-mile routes. So you have to get up and get ready.  Here, I've
come up with this checklist to make it easier for you:

-Make sure your biking clothes are washed from last June.
-Get your WARM clothing ready since it'll still be chilly the first few times
we go out.
-Take your bike to your favorite bike shop and have them tune it up as
soon as you can because they'll be booking up pretty fast as soon as Spring
comes.
-Check all your gear like shoes, jerseys, helmet, bike rack, air pump, and
so on to ensure they still fit, work, etc.
-Replace your old water bottles with new ones so that you don't end up
drinking out of moldy plastic the whole season.
-Start stocking up on your biking victuals...Cliff Bars, Gatorade, and
pretzels are what you lived on last year.

[The Inner Voice gets to the end of his check-list, when all of a sudden
Billy bounds across the room, tosses his Inner Voice out the open window,
slams it shut, closes the blinds, throws himself back into bed, and shuts
his eyes, only to hear his Inner Voice chuckling on the pillow right next to
him.]

Inner Voice (chuckling)  You're grumpy when you wake up, aren't you?